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Post by Narsika on May 19, 2006 19:09:41 GMT -5
I thought it'd be cool to share some cool quotes that you've heard, read, made-up, etc. Be sure to cite it ^_~
"He asked us 'Be you angels?' and we said... 'Nay! We are but men!' ROCK ON!"
-- Tenacious D "Best Song in the World" (at least I think that's what the song's called)
I think you'd have to hear it, but that phrase is hilarious^^;
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Post by Mesh on May 19, 2006 19:31:44 GMT -5
"'Quoting yourself is egotistical and dull.' - me." My friend, Dha.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!" A T-shirt. "Yeah, just look at the government!" Me, adding onto that quote.
"Have you ever wondered why when you send something by a ship, it's called cargo...But when you send something by car, it's called shipment?" - A school newspaper.
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Celesta
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Post by Celesta on May 19, 2006 19:32:36 GMT -5
Bernardo: Who's there.? Francisco: No, you first. Who are you? Stand and unfold yourself. Bernardo: Unfold myself? Right here in public? You pervert! Francisco: No, no. Tell me who you are! Bernardo: Oh. Uh...long live the King?
From Hamlet for the Shakespeare Impaired
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Post by Narsika on May 19, 2006 19:43:25 GMT -5
"Those that can't do, teach... Those that can't teach, are meteorologist" -me because all meterologists are wrong.
"I love this country! Free cars!" -Jet Li (you have to say it with a Jet Li voice, too, or else it's not cool), Romeo Must Die
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Celesta
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Post by Celesta on May 19, 2006 19:49:10 GMT -5
"What's the matter Cornel Sanders, chicken?"-Dark Helmet from Space Balls
"A five ounce bird could NOT carry a one pound coconut!"-Coconut Swallow Guy from Holy Grail
"There is something rotten in the state of my stomach."-Not Busty Lauren
"You wouln't be walking in the woods, trip over a log and volia, find Uranium."-Mr. Benner, Chemistry Teacher
"WRONGA!"-Mr. Kern, Geometry Teacher
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Post by Mesh on May 19, 2006 19:53:25 GMT -5
"Teacher: Oh come on, kids! The answer is a four-letter word that starts with F! Kids: *gasp* Teacher: Food! I meant, FOOD." - My 8th grade science teacher.
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Post by Narsika on May 19, 2006 23:22:14 GMT -5
Joel:...And these are my friends, Crow and Tom Sirvo- Tom:Woah, Joel, I changed my name. It's now Sirveaux. Joel: ...What's the difference? Tom: Well, before it was spelled "S-i-r-v-o". Now, it's "S-i-r-v-e-a-u-x". Gypsy: So... what if we call you Sirvo? Tom: I won't resond!
-- an excerpt from MST3K: Hamlet
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chivebeat
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Post by chivebeat on May 19, 2006 23:31:57 GMT -5
I was rejected by ferrets.
-Alex-Harvey, one of my best mates
Star(myself): you are such a-- Gene: there are a lot of thinks that could fill that blank. I prefer 'amazing guy'
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Post by Narsika on May 19, 2006 23:38:08 GMT -5
Teacher: You are capitol 's', crude. Student #1: You are in deep capitol 's', hit. Student#2: You are seriously capitol 'f', ucked.
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Celesta
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Post by Celesta on May 22, 2006 20:07:40 GMT -5
"It's the famous 'What time is it?' scene!" Crow(?) from MST3000 Hamlet episode
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Post by Narsika on May 22, 2006 20:21:43 GMT -5
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." -Oscar Wilde
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Post by Mesh on May 22, 2006 20:32:36 GMT -5
"You say you're straight, but so's speghetti until you heat is up!" - post card.
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Linden
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Just because I'm paranoid doenst mean they're not after me D:
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Post by Linden on May 23, 2006 16:27:05 GMT -5
"Never argue with stupid people; they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experiance." ~Someone o.O
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Post by Ichigo Sumiregawa on May 23, 2006 16:31:49 GMT -5
“Anything I’ve ever wanted to do, I’ve done. Anyone I’ve ever wanted to be with, I’ve had.” — Calvin Klein
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die.” — Mel Brooks
“I consider myself influential, as opposed to manipulative.” — Richard Hatch
How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?" asked Dorothy. "I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?" answered the Scarecrow. — The Wizard of Oz
"Start the day with a smile and get it over with." - W. C. Fields
“There are two words I hate: Don’t and stop. Unless you use them together.” — Unknown
“Rule #1: I'm never wrong. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.” – Anonymous
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” - Phyllis Diller
“I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.” – Unknown
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Post by Narsika on May 31, 2006 18:07:03 GMT -5
"Okay, I got a joke for you: ....
The masoschist said 'hit me', the sadist said 'no'." -- My crazy friend Rose XD teehee
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